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Miami Man Eats Victim’s Face Off

Posted on 30. May, 2012 by in Blog

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Here’s a pretty disturbing story out of Miami. Saturday afternoon, police had to save a man from what can only be described as a zombie attack.

A naked 31-year-old guy attacked a 65-year-old man and ATE HIS FACE OFF. No one knows why. A witness came across the crime in media res and flagged down a Miami cop. The officer told the attacker to stop and shot him. But that didn’t seem to do anything. In true zombie fashion, he just kept eating the victim’s face. The officer shot him again (presumably in the head) and killed the attacker.

It’s not clear yet whether the attacker was on drugs but I’d have to say HELL YES HE WAS. However, if this horrific incident wasn’t PCP-induced, it’s obvious we have a zombie outbreak on our hands. We’d better nuke Miami immediately. It’s ok. This is something I’ve wanted to do for a long time.

If you’d like to see a photo of the victim’s face click below. Be warned: this is far worse than anything you’d ever see in a zombie movie.

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