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Resident Evil: Retribution

Posted on 26. Jan, 2012 by in Blog

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The new Resident Evil movie is set to hit theaters this September and here’s the film’s synopsis:

Alice fights alongside a resistance movement in the continuing battle against the Umbrella Corporation and the undead.

So basically the exact same plot as the other four movies? Maybe if we’re lucky, they’ll throw in some shitty CGI again!

The new film’s title is “Resident Evil: Retribution”. So let’s see if we can find some sort of pattern here:

  1. Resident Evil
  2. Resident Evil: Apocalypse
  3. Resident Evil: Extinction
  4. Resident Evil: After Life
  5. Resident Evil: Retribution

Based on this, I think we can safely predict the next few Resident Evil titles:

  1. Resident Evil: Misnomer
  2. Resident Evil: Dead Horse
  3. Resident Evil: Jesus, Another One?

For those worried about how the zombie biology will be handled, I’m sure the director has done extensive research and will commit this scenario to film as accurately as possible. Just like he did on his last film:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1509767/

Make sure to tell spread the word so we can stop the infection!

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