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We figured out the end to World War Z

Posted on 27. Jan, 2012 by in Blog

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Zombie fans everywhere are waiting with bated breath to get a glimpse of World War Z, the mega-budget film adaptation of Max Brooks’ undead classic.

Starring Brad Pitt and with a budget of over $125 million, World War Z is sure to be all anyone’s talking about this December.

And we at Zurvived have figured out how it ends. That’s right. You heard it here first.

No Hollywood insider tipped us off. Instead, we’ve used our amazing powers of deductive reasoning to find the answer. Just like our good friend, Sherlock Holmes. Allow me to demonstrate:

FACT #1: Brad Pitt is in this film.

FACT #2: Brad Pitt eats something in every single movie he’s in.

Don’t believe me? Look at this guy:

In Ocean’s Eleven:

In Meet Joe Black:

In Ocean’s Twelve:

You get the idea.

But what’s the one food Brad Pitt has yet to consume on film? HUMAN BRAINS.

That’s right. At the end of World War Z…

BRAD PITT TURNS INTO A ZOMBIE!

Q.E.D.

 

…Sorry for ruining the movie for you.

Make sure to tell spread the word so we can stop the infection!

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