Zombies are the good guys?
Last week, members of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church showed up at a Seattle-area military base Lewis-McChord to protest the US government’s increase in gay rights. And so, naturally, the zombies came to the rescue…300 of them.
“We wanted to turn something negative around, into something people could laugh at and poke fun at,” Neace told the paper. “It was the easiest way to divert attention from something so hateful.”
“I think that their message is very hateful, and Jesus was not a hateful person. He loved everybody,” said counter-protestor and zombie Ashley Winslow.
And Jesus was a zombie too, right?
You may recall the Westboro Baptist Church and their fearful leader Fred Phelps for their tasteful displays of brotherhood in which they protest the funerals of US soldiers killed in action or the victims of hate crimes. Most recently, they announced plans to picket the funerals of the Aurora shooting victims as well as that of Sylvester Stallone’s son, Sage – - – all deaths, that the group claims, are signs of God’s abhorrence for the increasing acceptance of the homosexual lifestyle.
For more late-night reading on the Westboro Baptist Church, please go to: www.GodHatesFags.com (*yes, that’s their actual URL)
In the meantime, enjoy the good work of the undead.